Oh My Goodness It is You! I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT!

Wassup!! In this day & age email & money making are apart of almost everyones life.  The way we communicate on a daily basis has gone from a letter to a phone call to an email and now to the quick and painless text.   Anyway, if you're anything like me as soon as you get to work, you clean out your email inbox.  Now usually it's a simple browse and reply method that I go through, but lately I've been seeing some very EXCITING emails from:      


You guessed it!!! Someone I dont know!! Usually telling me I won $46,000,000.00 or some other RIDICULOUS ass number...

These emails almost always say the same thing or something to the topic of:

I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN CARRYING THE FOUR METAL BOXES OUT OF THE COUNTRY, WITH THE AID OF SOME TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL, WHO STILL SHOW SYMPATHY TO MY FAMILY, TO A NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY (ACCRA-GHANA) TO BE PRECISE. I PRAY YOU WOULD HELP US IN GETTING THIS MONEY TRANSFERRED OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY. EACH OF THESE METAL BOXES CONTAINS US$5,000,000.00 (FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) AND TOGETHER THESE FOUR BOXES CONTAIN US20,000,000.00(TWENTY MILLION UNITED STATESDOLLARS ONLY). THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT WE HAVE MOVED TO GHANA.


THEREFORE, I NEED AN URGENT HELP FROM YOU AS A MAN OF GOD TO HELP GET THIS MONEY IN ACCRA GHANA TO YOUR COUNTRY. THIS MONEY, AFTER GETTING TO YOUR COUNTRY, WOULD BE SHARED ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE AGREED BY BOTH OF US.PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS MATTER IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AS THE GOVERNMENT WHICH MY LATE HUSBAND WAS PART OF IS STILL UNDER SURVAILLANCE TO PROBE US.

YOU CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH MY FAMILY LAWYER AS INDICATED ABOVE AND ALSO TO LIAISE WITH HIM TOWARDS THE EFFECTIVE COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSACTION ON TEL/FAX N0:xxx-x-xxxxxxx AS HE HAS THE MANDATE OF THE FAMILY TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION

Now I have NO IDEA how people actually fall for this, but apparently it's a real deal scam goin on and people get duped... I know they say scared money don't make money but how you gonna make me give you a few hundred thousands to get a few million? that just seems DUMB AS FOCK!! I mean really there are like 30 words misspelled. I would think I reputable person or company would spellcheck their emails before they tell you they got that guap for you...SMH...

Now you gotta wear this t-shirt, that should come as a special gift for filling out this dumb shyt! admit it you're stupid!

Just like the people who really thought Ed Mcmahon was gonna knock on their door and tell them they won the publisher's Clearinghouse...  :-/ that shyt had old follks mailing in these little ass stamps and buying encyclopedias...yeah I know cuz I had a 1 day summer job opening envelopes for that shyt... (YES I QUIT IMMEDIATELY) but Come on people if it sounds too good to be true, it most certainly always is! you have a better chance beating a midget in a 3 point shooting competition than you do getting any free money!

BE EZ!!!!