Ohio's Top Milf

Aiight, I know it's been a minute, and I know I promised to do better, but oh well I slacked off...but I had to come back once I heard wtf Delonte out there doing.......

Now it's one thing to bang your friend's girl, ex girl, wife, etc... but his MOM!!!!!  C'mon Son ....

There's no way BRON BRON! lmaooo  gonna have this man still paying on the team next year, let along playing in the NBA... Look at the FEROCIOUSNESS in his face right here.....LMAOOOOOOOO....

Now Delonte' been known to travel around on 495 lookin like ....So i know he aint' trippin, but gott dammit son...Lebron mom isn't that HOT! lol  smh..... what would yall do?

BITE ME!!!

Ok, so i know SOME of yall watch American Ido, maybe not the entire season but atleast the auditions..THIS YEAR SUCKS by the way!  Anyway, WTF is up with Randy Jackson's teeth?

His Top row look like he never ate ANYTHING, and his bottom row, looks like he chews packages of raw curry chicken all day! Get it together man! LOL!

So i did some research cuz I never knew wtf he did to become a judge and low and BEHOLD!!!

LMAO! OH MAN! I'm crying real tears man......!!!   BE EZ!!!!

I know why you went crazy last summer

By now you've heard about or seen the new Erykah Badu video......if not see below



I know they say SEX sells, and this CD is 150% better than her last, but GOTT DAMN!!! Now I see why Andre 3000 & Common was wearing crocheted pants and scarfs after messing wit Badu!

She got a BADONKADONK!

Shoutout to the homie! *Ray J Voice* Keep doing what you do E, cuz shawty got gifts! lol All them weird named babies done did shawty right!   who knew all that was up under all this?

DAMMIT!!! BE EZ I'mma go watch that shyt again!

We gone PRANCE in this HO!!!

I have no words right now! lol

Oh My Goodness It is You! I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT!

Wassup!! In this day & age email & money making are apart of almost everyones life.  The way we communicate on a daily basis has gone from a letter to a phone call to an email and now to the quick and painless text.   Anyway, if you're anything like me as soon as you get to work, you clean out your email inbox.  Now usually it's a simple browse and reply method that I go through, but lately I've been seeing some very EXCITING emails from:      


You guessed it!!! Someone I dont know!! Usually telling me I won $46,000,000.00 or some other RIDICULOUS ass number...

These emails almost always say the same thing or something to the topic of:

I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN CARRYING THE FOUR METAL BOXES OUT OF THE COUNTRY, WITH THE AID OF SOME TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL, WHO STILL SHOW SYMPATHY TO MY FAMILY, TO A NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY (ACCRA-GHANA) TO BE PRECISE. I PRAY YOU WOULD HELP US IN GETTING THIS MONEY TRANSFERRED OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY. EACH OF THESE METAL BOXES CONTAINS US$5,000,000.00 (FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) AND TOGETHER THESE FOUR BOXES CONTAIN US20,000,000.00(TWENTY MILLION UNITED STATESDOLLARS ONLY). THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT WE HAVE MOVED TO GHANA.


THEREFORE, I NEED AN URGENT HELP FROM YOU AS A MAN OF GOD TO HELP GET THIS MONEY IN ACCRA GHANA TO YOUR COUNTRY. THIS MONEY, AFTER GETTING TO YOUR COUNTRY, WOULD BE SHARED ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE AGREED BY BOTH OF US.PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS MATTER IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AS THE GOVERNMENT WHICH MY LATE HUSBAND WAS PART OF IS STILL UNDER SURVAILLANCE TO PROBE US.

YOU CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH MY FAMILY LAWYER AS INDICATED ABOVE AND ALSO TO LIAISE WITH HIM TOWARDS THE EFFECTIVE COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSACTION ON TEL/FAX N0:xxx-x-xxxxxxx AS HE HAS THE MANDATE OF THE FAMILY TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION

Now I have NO IDEA how people actually fall for this, but apparently it's a real deal scam goin on and people get duped... I know they say scared money don't make money but how you gonna make me give you a few hundred thousands to get a few million? that just seems DUMB AS FOCK!! I mean really there are like 30 words misspelled. I would think I reputable person or company would spellcheck their emails before they tell you they got that guap for you...SMH...

Now you gotta wear this t-shirt, that should come as a special gift for filling out this dumb shyt! admit it you're stupid!

Just like the people who really thought Ed Mcmahon was gonna knock on their door and tell them they won the publisher's Clearinghouse...  :-/ that shyt had old follks mailing in these little ass stamps and buying encyclopedias...yeah I know cuz I had a 1 day summer job opening envelopes for that shyt... (YES I QUIT IMMEDIATELY) but Come on people if it sounds too good to be true, it most certainly always is! you have a better chance beating a midget in a 3 point shooting competition than you do getting any free money!

BE EZ!!!!

There's Too Much Booty in the Pants!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/12/AR2010031202154.html

We Fall Down but We Get Up!

Now all Greeks know that Stomp The Yard was the absolutely the worst step show related movie ever made, but this shyt is funny as hell!



Not even sure how he did this but DAMN HOMIE!!!

Chicken Wing Prices Rise as Demand Skyrockets

Uh Oh America, Be afraid Be VERY afraid! You can find wings everywhere now, Boneless, Spicy Asian, With Mumbo or without, ranch or blue cheese....etc....but how much are you willing to pay for that apparently once CHEAP cuisine...I'm a wing man myself, I even eat the wings from the Giant hot food bar, (them shyts CRANK).  I've been a chicken wing fan since the days of actually eating the whole wing (circa 1985 @ grandma's house) 

So what do I do now? lol, the most expensive wings in my area come from Popeyes!  Popeyes chicken is just expensive anyway, but I dont' see my local carryouts raising their wing prices, (and they got them big ass raptor wings) I fear for our nation's chickens....When the wing becomes the most sought after piece of your body oh man, lol..  this shyt made the news! lmao....

Wtf is wrong America....less than 48 hours ago, we were worried about the massive earthquake in Chile, and 2 days later, WINGS!!!!! 

Our priorities are screwed up! But you best believe I'mma find me some wings tonight, SOON as I get off! LOL

Just in case you wanted to read the articles about this US problem! lol.. Wings A Sellin Out Boss! *sambo dance*

The Effects of Pissing People Off

*insert random welcome back music* I know I said I'd be back months ago, but I forgot my damn password and pretty much just been bullshitting on writing. Anyway I'm back and today I'm gonna focus on pissing people off! Now honestly I could care less about anyone's feelings (that isn't associated with me), I expect all people to be able to take what they dish out.  but this isnt about me...:-)

So this am I get an email from my boy who just happens to work for one of the most ignant companies in the US. I'm not gonna put them out there but I give them alot of money each month, lol.. Anyway... he constantly has stories about work, which are ALWAYS outta control, now the avg person would be like this nygga lyin, but he almost always provides pics!

This morning's email was simple... Another day at the office! But it was the attachment that provided the humor though

Now WTF did someone do have their car blow up at work?  LOL!!  I know I'd be salty if I'm sitting at my desk, hear a loud BOOM outside my window, and next I see my damn ride home in flames....especially with these insurance prices these days, how u gone explain that to Geico? lol 

Now yall know how fuckin windy it was this am...Slim, he's probably outside right now SICK!!! lol  Cuz this bamma gonna be on metro for a little while...

All I can say to dude is watch who you piss off, bammas is crazy these days.... lol...You better get out their with ya warface!!!

LMAO!

*edited* Hey Young, this means WAR!!!  So i just got my afternoon's fix....so they done put the fire out, and this is what's left!!!!

if this ain't the most ignorant shyt! lmaoooooooooo!!!!  I really feel bad for someone.....I dont' even know what kinda car this used to be......

Oh well.....