I decided to do something a little different with this week's fuqqery digest by giving you all an opportunity to weigh in and give some of your classic mack lines. I must say the fellas went all out with this shyt while my female counterparts played coy as fuqqin usual...we will now compile the list and give a brief analysis of each.
Did you fart? Cause you blow me away
"Do you like me? Circle yes or no"
Wsup baby? I know you have to be tired, cuz you’ve been running thru my mind all day
"Hey Girl / Sweetheart / Lightskin!"
"Can I have a chance?"
"Psssst"
"You keep staring....would your man like that if he knew?"
"Can I have your pussy?"
"Sorry, I thought you were mature enough to handle adult situations...."
"I'm not looking for anything serious"
"What else you got?"
"Where your friends at?"
"I've never done this before..." <=== 1 of my favs
"What makes you any different than the next chick??"
"Let me come thru and rub your feet"
"Yea, I can cook" <=== another classic
If its grass on the field let's play ball
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