Ohio's Top Milf

Aiight, I know it's been a minute, and I know I promised to do better, but oh well I slacked off...but I had to come back once I heard wtf Delonte out there doing.......

Now it's one thing to bang your friend's girl, ex girl, wife, etc... but his MOM!!!!!  C'mon Son ....

There's no way BRON BRON! lmaooo  gonna have this man still paying on the team next year, let along playing in the NBA... Look at the FEROCIOUSNESS in his face right here.....LMAOOOOOOOO....

Now Delonte' been known to travel around on 495 lookin like ....So i know he aint' trippin, but gott dammit son...Lebron mom isn't that HOT! lol  smh..... what would yall do?

BITE ME!!!

Ok, so i know SOME of yall watch American Ido, maybe not the entire season but atleast the auditions..THIS YEAR SUCKS by the way!  Anyway, WTF is up with Randy Jackson's teeth?

His Top row look like he never ate ANYTHING, and his bottom row, looks like he chews packages of raw curry chicken all day! Get it together man! LOL!

So i did some research cuz I never knew wtf he did to become a judge and low and BEHOLD!!!

LMAO! OH MAN! I'm crying real tears man......!!!   BE EZ!!!!

I know why you went crazy last summer

By now you've heard about or seen the new Erykah Badu video......if not see below



I know they say SEX sells, and this CD is 150% better than her last, but GOTT DAMN!!! Now I see why Andre 3000 & Common was wearing crocheted pants and scarfs after messing wit Badu!

She got a BADONKADONK!

Shoutout to the homie! *Ray J Voice* Keep doing what you do E, cuz shawty got gifts! lol All them weird named babies done did shawty right!   who knew all that was up under all this?

DAMMIT!!! BE EZ I'mma go watch that shyt again!

We gone PRANCE in this HO!!!

I have no words right now! lol

Oh My Goodness It is You! I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT!

Wassup!! In this day & age email & money making are apart of almost everyones life.  The way we communicate on a daily basis has gone from a letter to a phone call to an email and now to the quick and painless text.   Anyway, if you're anything like me as soon as you get to work, you clean out your email inbox.  Now usually it's a simple browse and reply method that I go through, but lately I've been seeing some very EXCITING emails from:      


You guessed it!!! Someone I dont know!! Usually telling me I won $46,000,000.00 or some other RIDICULOUS ass number...

These emails almost always say the same thing or something to the topic of:

I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN CARRYING THE FOUR METAL BOXES OUT OF THE COUNTRY, WITH THE AID OF SOME TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL, WHO STILL SHOW SYMPATHY TO MY FAMILY, TO A NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY (ACCRA-GHANA) TO BE PRECISE. I PRAY YOU WOULD HELP US IN GETTING THIS MONEY TRANSFERRED OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY. EACH OF THESE METAL BOXES CONTAINS US$5,000,000.00 (FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) AND TOGETHER THESE FOUR BOXES CONTAIN US20,000,000.00(TWENTY MILLION UNITED STATESDOLLARS ONLY). THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT WE HAVE MOVED TO GHANA.


THEREFORE, I NEED AN URGENT HELP FROM YOU AS A MAN OF GOD TO HELP GET THIS MONEY IN ACCRA GHANA TO YOUR COUNTRY. THIS MONEY, AFTER GETTING TO YOUR COUNTRY, WOULD BE SHARED ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE AGREED BY BOTH OF US.PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS MATTER IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AS THE GOVERNMENT WHICH MY LATE HUSBAND WAS PART OF IS STILL UNDER SURVAILLANCE TO PROBE US.

YOU CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH MY FAMILY LAWYER AS INDICATED ABOVE AND ALSO TO LIAISE WITH HIM TOWARDS THE EFFECTIVE COMPLETION OF THIS TRANSACTION ON TEL/FAX N0:xxx-x-xxxxxxx AS HE HAS THE MANDATE OF THE FAMILY TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION

Now I have NO IDEA how people actually fall for this, but apparently it's a real deal scam goin on and people get duped... I know they say scared money don't make money but how you gonna make me give you a few hundred thousands to get a few million? that just seems DUMB AS FOCK!! I mean really there are like 30 words misspelled. I would think I reputable person or company would spellcheck their emails before they tell you they got that guap for you...SMH...

Now you gotta wear this t-shirt, that should come as a special gift for filling out this dumb shyt! admit it you're stupid!

Just like the people who really thought Ed Mcmahon was gonna knock on their door and tell them they won the publisher's Clearinghouse...  :-/ that shyt had old follks mailing in these little ass stamps and buying encyclopedias...yeah I know cuz I had a 1 day summer job opening envelopes for that shyt... (YES I QUIT IMMEDIATELY) but Come on people if it sounds too good to be true, it most certainly always is! you have a better chance beating a midget in a 3 point shooting competition than you do getting any free money!

BE EZ!!!!

There's Too Much Booty in the Pants!

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/03/12/AR2010031202154.html

We Fall Down but We Get Up!

Now all Greeks know that Stomp The Yard was the absolutely the worst step show related movie ever made, but this shyt is funny as hell!



Not even sure how he did this but DAMN HOMIE!!!

Chicken Wing Prices Rise as Demand Skyrockets

Uh Oh America, Be afraid Be VERY afraid! You can find wings everywhere now, Boneless, Spicy Asian, With Mumbo or without, ranch or blue cheese....etc....but how much are you willing to pay for that apparently once CHEAP cuisine...I'm a wing man myself, I even eat the wings from the Giant hot food bar, (them shyts CRANK).  I've been a chicken wing fan since the days of actually eating the whole wing (circa 1985 @ grandma's house) 

So what do I do now? lol, the most expensive wings in my area come from Popeyes!  Popeyes chicken is just expensive anyway, but I dont' see my local carryouts raising their wing prices, (and they got them big ass raptor wings) I fear for our nation's chickens....When the wing becomes the most sought after piece of your body oh man, lol..  this shyt made the news! lmao....

Wtf is wrong America....less than 48 hours ago, we were worried about the massive earthquake in Chile, and 2 days later, WINGS!!!!! 

Our priorities are screwed up! But you best believe I'mma find me some wings tonight, SOON as I get off! LOL

Just in case you wanted to read the articles about this US problem! lol.. Wings A Sellin Out Boss! *sambo dance*

The Effects of Pissing People Off

*insert random welcome back music* I know I said I'd be back months ago, but I forgot my damn password and pretty much just been bullshitting on writing. Anyway I'm back and today I'm gonna focus on pissing people off! Now honestly I could care less about anyone's feelings (that isn't associated with me), I expect all people to be able to take what they dish out.  but this isnt about me...:-)

So this am I get an email from my boy who just happens to work for one of the most ignant companies in the US. I'm not gonna put them out there but I give them alot of money each month, lol.. Anyway... he constantly has stories about work, which are ALWAYS outta control, now the avg person would be like this nygga lyin, but he almost always provides pics!

This morning's email was simple... Another day at the office! But it was the attachment that provided the humor though

Now WTF did someone do have their car blow up at work?  LOL!!  I know I'd be salty if I'm sitting at my desk, hear a loud BOOM outside my window, and next I see my damn ride home in flames....especially with these insurance prices these days, how u gone explain that to Geico? lol 

Now yall know how fuckin windy it was this am...Slim, he's probably outside right now SICK!!! lol  Cuz this bamma gonna be on metro for a little while...

All I can say to dude is watch who you piss off, bammas is crazy these days.... lol...You better get out their with ya warface!!!

LMAO!

*edited* Hey Young, this means WAR!!!  So i just got my afternoon's fix....so they done put the fire out, and this is what's left!!!!

if this ain't the most ignorant shyt! lmaoooooooooo!!!!  I really feel bad for someone.....I dont' even know what kinda car this used to be......

Oh well.....

Why So Serious?

Aiight Bytches, I'm Back...I know it's been bout 3 months, but I think I'm gonna do better this time.....we shall see????? I'll be back with some heat!!!!

Joe Budden Talks about getting Stole

Coon Ass.....

This coon ass coop was pressed....

"This Robbery was off the chain...."

I Throw My Money on Tha Floor.........

I have no words just yet...LMAO!

My Main Man Marion!!!

Now we all have come to know and love our beloved crack loving ex mayor Marion, and apparently the ladies have come to love him too..

Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for getting head but you can't just go putting chicks out because they not tryin to get their jaws movin.. Come on Marion, you're 60+ and I know u gotta use it til u lose it but this shyt has got to stop..I remember this man giving me my 1st job (no pun intended) I got paid to sit in my middle school and do NOTHING, for $3.85 an hour.. the check covered candy, carryout and fresh Reebok classics every 2 weeks.. what more could a 13 yr old ask for? Head maybe......

Anyway, then there was the infamous crack smokin bust of the late 80's...I remember people selling "that gott damn bytch set me up t-shirts in front of Discount Mart on Alabama Ave....." and boy did I want one...

Years go by, Marion does the community well, but can never get from the oppression of his choices in women..They done locked homie up a few times. I'm sure he's a good dude, but he has got to know THEY watching & waiting homie....



Now the one thing all men should learn, don't leave no voicemails in a bad situation.. we've all gotten mad before and left some shyt that we wish we shouldn't have but this guy...Jeez!

Here are a few excerpts:

“I’m gone. I’m not gonna think about it anymore. I’m not gonna worry about it like I used to, not gonna pray about it, not gonna do nothing....You don’t even exist. Goodbye, good luck, God bless you.”

“Wake up, Donna. Come down here and enjoy yourself. Let’s meet and try to resolve this thing. You don’t want to meet? I’m gone.You won’t hear from me again.”

“I’m getting ready to leave the situation, but call me and we can meet away from your house. I would suggest in a park or something and talk about this....I want to help save your life. So, call me.”

“Donna, this thing’s gotten outta hand. That’s too bad. I don’t want to continue talking to you about anything and I don’t want to press no charges, I don’t wanna do nothin.’ I just want to be left alone and so you oughtta do the same thing. Don’t call me.”

“Donna, you don’t have to answer your home phone....Don’t call me back. I will not take a call from you; I’m not gonna call you, so this is it.”

“Donna, call me....I’d like to apologize and settle this matter. It’s not anybody’s interest to continue.”

“Call me and let me know what you think ’cause I’m ready to end all this and let it go. I apologize to you. I’m sorry. You know I love you and that after this we gonna go our separate ways and I’ll give up trying to help....Call me.”

“It’s not in either one of our interests or anybody’s interest to keep this stuff going. I’m prepared...to apologize...And, uh, so call me back. Please. On my cell phone.”

GOTT DAMN MARION! If this ain't some Bipolar shyt! STOP!!! We'll see how this plays out but apparently the chick was prepared! Maybe Marion thinks he's this guy who also went by the name of Marion

But No he's only.....

Dawn of a New Day

Awww shyt!

Lately I've been having alot to say on all my various other social networking sites, but I've neglected my blog for far too long. I'm not gonna bore you with a bunch of rules and shyt like that. This is a place for me to voice my opinion on anything. Whether it be my daily commute, or some other random fuqqery I've experienced on my day to day. Feel free to come by check me out and leave feedback....But please DO NO BE SENSITIVE HERE, cuz honestly I don't give a shyt about how you feel... LOL! Let the day begin and be blessed!

Joker

Real Uncut WTF is Happening Fuqqery!!!

HEY HEY HEY NYGGA! That's all I can say about this shyt....Just watching this video made me angry, lol.. I don't mean like fuqq my life angry, I mean like fuqq YOUR life angry...LOL! *whispers* murder murder kill kill.....I ain't never heard of this movie, but you betta believe I'm on netflix RIGHT NOW looking for it....This nygga said "YOU BETTA FUQQ THAT BED NYGGA!" Now that's some shyt......LMAO! That's the most prolific shyt I EVA heard ROG say......

Damn I can tell I'm angry, my use of the word Nygga has increased as I continue to type....LOL!....

I'll be back later.....

Saving Lives in North Dakota.....or NOT!!!!!

Wassup I've had more than enough time to blog this week, but I just haven't had the mental energy needed to do so...I'm burnt the fuqq out....Anyway, here I am in sunny cold ass North Dakota. The good gubment job sent their token to handle some flood shyt out here......why? I have no damn clue......Anyway, I've been here one week and I've seen so many sights.....let's just discuss a few of the events that occurred this week....

SUN....I arrived in the beginning of a blizzard which left 18 inches of snow.....

checked into my room to the pleasure of a 19 inch bigg butt tv...

and a microwave from the 80's.....

The only good thing about the hotel is that they give you Hennessy to go.....



Anyway, I couldn't get a rental car until thursday,and when I did they gave me a this....


I mean really.....what the fuqq did I do to someone to deserve this shyt....But I gotta get around so I took the car and everywhere I go I just park far as shyt from the door....


We set up a Joint field office for the various agencies that are here at the site of an old strip mall, you can't really see the lines on the ground so apparently everyone felt the need to park near me....



Needless to say, I had to borrow a car to go to lunch that day......

I've been counting the number of black people in this town, and I'm sad to say I haven't seen one that doesn't work for my agency since Friday.....so the total non Gov't black population is 4....

More to come, I'm gonna go buy some more vodka from walmart.....LOL

One Step Forward, Three Steps Back.....

Well, I don't even have enough words right now to explain the feelings I have after watching this promo....LOL! I've never been a plies fan, I may listen to some of his music, but overall this dude is a clown....But with the rise of reality tv shows that are coming out I guess anything is possible....this video did not and could not make my boxers move, and I totally think I have a new found phobia of midgets....I mean with their overally large asses and and overally small frames...the last thing I needed was this....i'm sad america.....this fuqqery has me wanting to go back and drink milk just to get a lil bit taller....*HARD CRY*

Fuqq~

Oh you mad cuz I'm Styling on You....

I was talkin to my folks about this earlier, and had to post it....it's a little old but funny as hell......

The Blanket With Sleeves......FOR REAL SON!!!!

Sooo this am, I'm riding the train, and as the weather gets nicer more and more tourists are out and about in the DMV... I decided I wanted some leg room so i went all the way to the last car, and what do I see....The Infamous SNUGGIE!!!!





Anyone who has a Blackberry curve knows you can't try and be low key and take pics because the shutter sound can't be cut off :-( so needless to say I didn't take one.. but I digress

WTF America.....A blanket with sleeves son...and you coons wanna buy it... yall are really gonna let someone get recession proof over a blanket with 2 holes cut in it? you must have also bought the wonderful......

Anyway...seriously my granny had a similar idea back when I was a kid, it was simple.. put on some fuqqin clothes.... DUH! You weren't cutting no holes in her blanket... and you damn sure better not have left the blanket on the couch... this bamma sitting here look like


which I wanted to be one when I was younger but that's another blog for another group of readers.... until the next time....stay classy DMV!!