Saving Lives in North Dakota.....or NOT!!!!!

Wassup I've had more than enough time to blog this week, but I just haven't had the mental energy needed to do so...I'm burnt the fuqq out....Anyway, here I am in sunny cold ass North Dakota. The good gubment job sent their token to handle some flood shyt out here......why? I have no damn clue......Anyway, I've been here one week and I've seen so many sights.....let's just discuss a few of the events that occurred this week....

SUN....I arrived in the beginning of a blizzard which left 18 inches of snow.....

checked into my room to the pleasure of a 19 inch bigg butt tv...

and a microwave from the 80's.....

The only good thing about the hotel is that they give you Hennessy to go.....



Anyway, I couldn't get a rental car until thursday,and when I did they gave me a this....


I mean really.....what the fuqq did I do to someone to deserve this shyt....But I gotta get around so I took the car and everywhere I go I just park far as shyt from the door....


We set up a Joint field office for the various agencies that are here at the site of an old strip mall, you can't really see the lines on the ground so apparently everyone felt the need to park near me....



Needless to say, I had to borrow a car to go to lunch that day......

I've been counting the number of black people in this town, and I'm sad to say I haven't seen one that doesn't work for my agency since Friday.....so the total non Gov't black population is 4....

More to come, I'm gonna go buy some more vodka from walmart.....LOL