Thursday, April 16, 2009

Real Uncut WTF is Happening Fuqqery!!!



HEY HEY HEY NYGGA! That's all I can say about this shyt....Just watching this video made me angry, lol.. I don't mean like fuqq my life angry, I mean like fuqq YOUR life angry...LOL! *whispers* murder murder kill kill.....I ain't never heard of this movie, but you betta believe I'm on netflix RIGHT NOW looking for it....This nygga said "YOU BETTA FUQQ THAT BED NYGGA!" Now that's some shyt......LMAO! That's the most prolific shyt I EVA heard ROG say......

Damn I can tell I'm angry, my use of the word Nygga has increased as I continue to type....LOL!....

I'll be back later.....

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Saving Lives in North Dakota.....or NOT!!!!!

Wassup I've had more than enough time to blog this week, but I just haven't had the mental energy needed to do so...I'm burnt the fuqq out....Anyway, here I am in sunny cold ass North Dakota. The good gubment job sent their token to handle some flood shyt out here......why? I have no damn clue......Anyway, I've been here one week and I've seen so many sights.....let's just discuss a few of the events that occurred this week....

SUN....I arrived in the beginning of a blizzard which left 18 inches of snow.....

checked into my room to the pleasure of a 19 inch bigg butt tv...

and a microwave from the 80's.....

The only good thing about the hotel is that they give you Hennessy to go.....



Anyway, I couldn't get a rental car until thursday,and when I did they gave me a this....


I mean really.....what the fuqq did I do to someone to deserve this shyt....But I gotta get around so I took the car and everywhere I go I just park far as shyt from the door....


We set up a Joint field office for the various agencies that are here at the site of an old strip mall, you can't really see the lines on the ground so apparently everyone felt the need to park near me....



Needless to say, I had to borrow a car to go to lunch that day......

I've been counting the number of black people in this town, and I'm sad to say I haven't seen one that doesn't work for my agency since Friday.....so the total non Gov't black population is 4....

More to come, I'm gonna go buy some more vodka from walmart.....LOL

One Step Forward, Three Steps Back.....



Well, I don't even have enough words right now to explain the feelings I have after watching this promo....LOL! I've never been a plies fan, I may listen to some of his music, but overall this dude is a clown....But with the rise of reality tv shows that are coming out I guess anything is possible....this video did not and could not make my boxers move, and I totally think I have a new found phobia of midgets....I mean with their overally large asses and and overally small frames...the last thing I needed was this....i'm sad america.....this fuqqery has me wanting to go back and drink milk just to get a lil bit taller....*HARD CRY*

Fuqq~

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Oh you mad cuz I'm Styling on You....




I was talkin to my folks about this earlier, and had to post it....it's a little old but funny as hell......