Un-American Carryout Fuqqery

So.... I've been thinking...EVERYONE in the DC urea (lol) knows about Chicken Wings & the sauce that comes with it.... No matter how you spell it.. Mumbo or Mambo Sauce! you know wtf it is.... You know what a carry out is.... and you know Danny's Eddie Leonards, Yums... etc.... I like to try different carry outs, some specialize in subs, some have the better fried rice, some have the better wings, etc... some Mumbo sauce is tangy, some is sweet, some is horrible... but never in my 20 + years of eating mumbo sauce, have I ran into this.....WTF is NUMBLE SauSe!

I mean seriously my Chinese & Korean friends, you run a business, spell shyt correctly! I don't know wtf numble sause is, but I do know I don't want that unknown shyt on my wings... This isn't the 1st time, you've spelled some shyt wrong on your menu's either. CUT THAT SHYT OUT, and stop getting a tude when I bring it to your attention. You always getting mad, $7 or more to use my debit card.. WTF? I don't wanna eat $7 worth of food all the time. And if you gonna make the Lemonade/Ice Tea mix... get a fountain & Ice maker, don't scoop my ice out of a cooler, and pour my shyt from a pitcher... so RUDE!! I've been a faithful customer for years, some of you bytches even transfer from carryout to carryout, I know you was at the danny's on 450 in 2001 -2006 not u at the yums in forestville... u dont think I know you didn't interview for this job? wait, do they interview yall? I know they aint' all related.... Anyway....spell your shyt right, and give me more duck sauce for my rice without frowning.... :-) THANKS!!

Presidential Fuqqery

Now I usually don't get into politics in my blogs but after this mornings republican fuqqery I just had to. The DNC is now officially over and after last night speech from Barack Obama you just have to sit back and think, WOW!! if you weren't a supporter, aren't a supporter, or just don't know enough, if you watched the speech, you'd have to be thinking, YES WE CAN! I'm 32 and I've never watched a DNC in my life, didn't see the point. I knew the issues, and I was always gonna vote Democrat either way. I've watched all week, I've been on CNN & MSNBC all week, just tryin to get all the BIASED views I could get. Then this morning... Mccain does the unthinkable.... He taps a Woman with NO experience to be his running mate. At 1st glance this is a remarkable strategy....She can get the female crowd that Hillary had and swing some of them over to the Republican side, I mean you all saw the dumb ass lady at the DNC so upset over Barack not being ready? I mean really how can you be prepared to become CEO of 50 states? That's a mean ass training program.... Anyway....alot of Hillary Supporter are still on the fence, even sayin they may vote for Mccain....Then you have Joe Biden who is an attack dog so to speak.... in a VP debate he's gonna go at this chick like a pitbull....Will that make women think he's a bully... and give some sympathy to her? who knows.... Mccain celebrates his 72nd bday today..... His biggest point was Barack isn't ready to lead, he doesn't have the experience, but this dude picked a woman who has less experience than Barack...don't u know on Jan 21, 2009 if something happens to Mccain, this chick will push the RED BUTTON immediately.

I'm eager to watch the GOP this week and see what they talkin bout... I really think Mccain is no longer a factor in this deciding factor in this election, it's gonna come down to Barack & this chick.....

Teddypendherassdown Fuqqery

Well, I'll be gott dammed! This nygga here, this nygga here! 1st I must say I like t-pain, that dude has taken an overused sound and made it his own, but why must he bam the fuqq out every chance he gets. This is like the 4th video that he has done some outlandish shyt...
They say the way to keep money is to spend it wisely, and I feel that, but if u getting $ and doing videos stop wearing ur fuqqin neighborhood clothes & all these fuqqin top hats... I bet 59/50 saw this nygga comin and gave him some fitted tophats. I say gott damn! Yall remember the video awards or whatever and the nygga had on the Diddy & Mase Solar ring master suit.... yeah this nygga at it again...
I just don't get it, he has one of the tightest houses I've seen on cribs in a while. Eventhough his array of cars included a Ford F650 monster pickup, and a damn SCION! WTF, get that together! But his hat game is killin me, Evilene, the wicked witch of the west would roll over in her grave if she knew one of flying monkey had gone solo, wearing this fuqqery...but once again, I fuqqin blame B.E.T for airing this shyt........

Jodecidal Fuqqery

Now I don't give a damn what yall say, this ain't no epilepsy! Epilepsy don't make u slur ur words do it..... Gott damn, gotta b'more careful

1st, the nygga K-Ci stay with his shirt off, lol... come on young, this nygga look like something bout to bust out his chest. then the nygga JoJo come twirling out the back ground, and then BOOM! laid out.... why they pick up the mic 1st though.... LMAO! This is a sad day in Music man, we need change.....LOL If the dude is really sick, these nyggas must have needed the $, cuz there ain't no way, I'm performing and then just have a seizure, anbd my BROTHER keeps the party going! oh Hell Nah, i would kicked the shyt outta him, with one of them Hightek boots they used to wear. Wait who was the dude that just walked out and picked up the mic though. lol.....

Black Entertainment Fuqqery

I've totally given up on B.E.T. because they've given up on me. As I sit here watching the latest (well latest to me) videos on tv, I can't help but think WTF is going on with music videos today. I'm SPENT! the 1st video I saw was young berg's gimme the business (no homo) video. All I wanna know is what woman,girl, floozy, chicken, peice of tail would holla at a nygga who had a big ass 34" decepticon pendant on. I mean that right there should tell u that nygga lives with moms and has an affinity for lucky charms, and skinny jeans. and why the chick got a tattoo that is damn near under her armpit. Young berg is an assclown.....

Now onto Jennifer Hudson, I told yall before BBW's are in full effect, and I guess she'd be classified as midsize. but what the fuqq is her video about? She has gone from a sluefoot backup singer in dreamgirls to a 2 bit gutter butt trollip walkin thru an alley with her back pussy showing. LOL! Dammit! Nah but seriously, I'm just trying to understand, what in the hell she's doing, talking bout I don't like living under your spotlight.... um.... huh! There's no way she's goin moer than double wood with her cd, unless she get diddy to make a reality show about her.

Videos have gone way down......last but not least....My main homie Soulja Boy & ARAB got a new video... DONK! LMAO LMAO LMAO! LMAO! Now why in the holy hell did anyone approve this video for viewing. There is nothing promising in this video, NOTHING! Last time a donk only went with the ass, not the entire body.. no offense to BBWs if that's what you like, but gott damn!

I'm boycotting B.E.T from now until next monday so they can get their act together.

Olympic Fuqqery

So the world has been engulfed in the olympics for the past week or so. I must admit when I watched the opening ceremony I realized that china was far more advanced in technology than we were when it came to pageantry & motion. they had like 2008 chinese dudes playing light up drums (how is that for drumline) synchronized, they had a dude run around the bird's nest while being suspended in mid air & they had a little girl singing some song ( we later found out she was milli & vanilli'n, but I digress.

China has been on a rampage to get all these medals... Michael phelps aka Mr. half man half dolphin shut all shyt down in the pool. USA basketball has been on fire. but GYMNASTICS son! LMAO! wtf? (this is where the blog goes tumbling quickly down hill)

Here's my top list of problems with men's & women's gymnastics....

1) Jumping on a trampoline is not an olympic sport, no matter how creative you are
b) How can you look at yourself in the mirror as a man after completing the floor exercise with the ribbon and shyt... lol.! you just did a cartwheel, a summersalt, 2 tuck n rolls n some white tights... I wonder what u do during the off season.....
3) China know damn well that little bytch ain't 7 yrs old. cut that out....
D) Why do yall clap when the chicks fall off the balance beams, lol... they apparently did something wrong.. the fall i saw last night was horrible, I laughed, they clapped. I mean come on. that's just mean.... they know they fuqqed up.....yall giving false hope.....

I'm just ready for this shyt to go off, The media has cised so many of our athletes only for them to get toasted in alot of events.. we all know gay men from USA, can't beat straight men from jamaica in running... I mean come on people, maybe sewing, dressing, or trance dancing, but not running. this is jamaica people... they run for fun.... the dude bolt from jamaica was lookin back with his shoes untied..... how the fuqq are yall the fastest and he way in front of yall during a race....the olympics should be cut down to 3 days, with the losers being killed in the closing ceremony. :-) I know that was kind of extra, but damn.... all this crying on national tv is wack... only one dude went hard, no homo...

The dude who threw him bronze medal down after wrestling, was like fuqq this, I came for gold. LMAO! I'd be mad too, no once wants an 8th place ribbon for anything...you can't even pawn a bronze medal.. u just carrying a supersized penny around your neck, lol.... LOSER